Who sleeps? 10 phone calls to expect in the middle of the night.

1. From Police Department:  I found a couple of teen-agers making out in your vacant house.  What do you want to do about it?
2. From Police Department:  Do you own 204 Pine St.?
3. From Tenant:  I locked myself out.
4. From Tenant:  My water pipes are frozen.
5. From Tenant:  The roof  is leaking.
6. From Tenant:  I don't have any hot water.
7. From Tenant:  The toilet is clogged.
8. From Tenant:  Are there ghosts in this  house?
9. From Neighbors:  I think that they are selling drugs next door?
10. This is the fire department.  Do you own 204 Pine St?

Wait!  Do I really want to be a landlord?