10 reasons the rent is not paid.

1. The wife has the money,  She's out of town for a few days.
2. My boss didn't pay me and he is out of town.
3. I had to buy the kids school supplies.
4. I had the money on the dash of the car and it blew out the window on the way over here.
5. I have to go to Missouri to pick up the check, I'll be back Thursday.
6. I lost my job.
7. The bank made a mistake on my checking account.  I thought that I had enough to pay you.
8. I was waiting until I got all of the money gathered up before I paid you.
9. My boss cheated me on my hours.
10. Somebody took the money out of my purse.