Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Reasons to move

Top 5 reasons people move out of my houses/apts.  And yes, these situations are true.


1.  This house is haunted.
2.  Lose their job.
3.  They have torn your house up so much they don't want to live there anymore.
4.  They are going to jail for awhile and will be losing their government check.
5. One of their visitors had been shot in the front yard and they now fear for their life.

Friday, November 16, 2012

Two Police Cars, Six Kids , One Old Man

Gillespie PD called me at 11:30 pm. noise, cannabis,kids, alcohol in one of my apartments.  Of course, no one would answer the door; so I drove 12 miles in the middle of the night making myself a moving target for all the deer on the road causing crashes....(it's that season) to let the police in.  By then everything was quiet. I went right on in and asked Johnny what was going on, he replied," oh nothing".  Long story short he was hiding the under age kids in the bedroom.  Everyone was arrested and ticketed.  I went home.

Fun while it lasted,  I guess.